"Fat? Never. I have far too many ways to burn that off with you for you to gain a pound." If they kept at it at the rate they were going, he was likely to lose weight. Fili, the most-toned dwarf known to all mankind. Kili could tease him about it.
She was tempted to steal another kiss, let herself get distracted by those tasty lips, but food... With a regretful sigh, she drew back and leaned against the counter, waiting to take the chicken out and put in the last batch. "So, have you heard of anything you haven't tried yet but want to?"
If Kíli even so much as tried, then he in turn would be teased for that little chub he'd been putting on, which was something he wasn't all that fond of. Fíli himself rather liked being fit for one, it wasn't all too unusual amongst his kin and, truthfully, it gave him a lot more energy to move and run and to all the more things that he wouldn't be able to keep up with, were he fat.
And they did have plenty of ways to keep fit indeed - not just between the sheets, so to say, but out in the woods, with walks, hunts and camping trips. Whatever amount of food she fed him, it surely wouldn't make him too much fatter.
He thought a bit about her question, some things coming to mind, but one most of all standing out. "Peanut butter," he said at last. "I wonder, how does one even make butter out of peanuts? Or any other sort of nut, really."
Out of all the things he could have said, that one surprised her the most. She laughed, moving over to deal with taking one batch out and putting another in, flipping the chicken in the oven as well. "Really? Peanut butter? Of all things? Well, I guess it's better to call it spread than butter, but if it's made right, it has the same texture as butter. Ever mashed anything? We'll get some nuts sometime and make it, but it's pretty much just crushing up a bunch of nuts and maybe adding a little salt or sugar to taste. Peanuts are pretty oily, so they provide a lot of their own moisture."
After she dealt with the chicken, she went over to another cupboard. Guess who had some smooth peanut butter on hand? "Smooth stuff, like this? It's when they grind it all down so much that it's just a paste. Then there's crunchy, where they leave some of the nuts in pieces. Wanna try some?"
Surely there were other things that he could have picked, but in this instance, it was actually two new things mixed into one: peanuts, which he'd never heard of nor tried, and this kind of butter or spread that was made out of it. So at her incredulousness, he simply shrugged, tipping his head curiously. "Why? Is peanut butter not odd or mysterious enough? It is something very new to me. Both the butter, and the nut."
But of course, he delighted in the prospect of trying it right now, chunky or smooth, so when she pulled out the jar of peanut butter she had, then asked if he wanted to try some, he brightened up immediately. "Yes, I would very much so. Do you eat it just like this? Or do you use it as butter, to put it on other things?"
"Huh. I guess I'm spoiled. Peanut butter's sort of one of the most basic things where I come from. Even just the nut. If you like this, I've got something you'll love." It was a reminder that no, he did not come from anywhere near her world if he'd no idea what a peanut was.
Unscrewing the lid, she scooped a little onto her finger, then waggled it at him. "It's usually had on bread, in a sandwich, but people make cookies with it, or use it with fruit or... I don't know. Whatever they want that it goes with."
Promptly he stepped closer, taking that little waggle as an invitation, and opening his mouth to wrap his lips around her finger. Sucking a little, he licked it clean, humming pleasantly at the intense taste that so easily spread through his mouth, letting out a little sigh as he released her finger, eyes closed for a moment.
"It's terrible. I don't know how everyone in your world isn't horribly fat. I'm sure that with all these, most of us dwarves wouldn't even be able to stand up." And yet-- he looked up at her curiously. "What else have you got that I'll love?"
Grinning impishly at him, this little game of 'new things to give to the dwarf' had caught her interest. Watching his reactions to foods she took for granted was incredibly addictive, mostly because he had the cutest little surprised look he pulled when tasting something new. Licking her finger clean, she moved over to a drawer, humming as she dug in it and pulled out a package of something orange.
Opening it, she came over with what she had behind her back, giving him the cheekiest of all looks. "Open your mouth and close your eyes and I'll give you a big surprise," she said in a singsong.
Again, he had no idea of what that was. Still, he trusted her, and so he did just as she asked again, closing his eyes and parting his lips, tongue sticking out a little as he waited for whatever it was she wanted to feed to him.
Breaking it in half, she took one of the Reese Peanut Butter Cups and broke it in half before setting it in his open mouth. "Tell me what you think of that." Chocolate, which he loved, and peanut butter, which he seemed to like... What could go wrong?
What he thought of that? Well, he certainly thought a great many things, though at first he couldn't tell what this was exactly. The taste of peanut butter was strong at first, the rest leaving him wondering for a bit before he could pinpoint the other dominant flavour: chocolate.
"By the Maker's beard," he moaned through a mouthful of the sweet, letting it swirl and break apart in his mouth, taking his time before he swallowed it. "What is that? Who can even think of such things?"
She held up the package for him to look at, popping the other half in her mouth. There were still two more cups in it and she pulled one out for him. "Say hello to one of the best inventions in the world. Peanut Butter cups. The best of both worlds."
Oh, that reaction had definitely been worth it, and she went to set the candy on the counter so he could read the package as he liked or just gobble it all up. She had more. The chicken needed tending to, though, so after flipping over the last two pieces, she pulled the ones in the oven out and set them to cool enough for her to start the salad. The rolls went in next to heat as she turned the temperature down, then looked over at him as she started to get all their things together for a meal. "I take it you like it?"
"Peanut butter cups," he parroted the name, as if testing it and getting used to it, while he picked up another of the candies and popped it in his mouth. He really should be saving sweets for later, but there was more than enough room in his stomach for these and the chicken, so it would do no harm to eat a few more of these, as she finished taking care of the food that was cooking. "Yes, very much so. I wouldn't have thought about the mixture of chocolate and peanut butter, but it does work very well."
"Ah, Fili, my adorable little candy muncher, you're going to find out very quickly that chocolate goes with almost everything." Fried chicken draining over the paper towels, she got to work tearing up the baked chicken, adding it to the bowl with all the rest of the salad fixings -- including halved grapes because yes, she was the devil. Besides, if he didn't like the sweet, they were easy enough to pick out.
She watched him all but inhale the cups, making a note to get a lot more of them. She liked them as well and between the two of them... well. Things might get messy. "Chocolate's good for sweets, like that, but people use it for cooking as well. There's different kinds of chocolate, like bittersweet, dark, unsweetened, white... they all taste different. There's icing and syrup and chips and flakes and powder and bars... More types than you could probably even think of. People really, really like their chocolate where I come from. I guess that carries over to here."
"Oh no, stop," he said that with a grin, all the chocolate treats she listed out making his stomach grumble softly at the thought. Even if a good part of it, he did not recognize by name alone. For now, though, he kept helping himself to those peanut butter cups, as he stole a glance at the rest of the food she was preparing for them. "You'll have to stop talking about food and giving me food, if we are to ever do anything else other than eat."
He didn't make too weird a face to the grapes, though unusual it was to see it mixed with salad and chicken - if anything he was curious to see how it worked. People roasted meat with some fruits at times, after all, so why not this? "Can I help with anything now?"
"Mm, get the rolls out of the oven? Mitts, please. I'd like not to have to take you to a hospital for burns." She gestured back to the oven, pulling the butter over and starting to get plates for them. Three pieces fried chicken breast each, and enough chicken salad for a few roll sandwiches each. Should be enough for now.
And if not, there was always takeout. "Bed with this or do you think we can manage to eat at the table?" Which, of course, made her think of breakfast in bed... oh, that would be happening.
He could handle a little heat, actually, being used to working with the fire of the forge, but still, prolonged contact could leave a lasting mark. So he did as told, putting on the mitts she wore moments ago, and using them to get the rolls out of the oven, still a little unsure how these were supposed to be eaten - but he'd follow her lead on that.
"Hmm, bed sounds nice. More comfortable. Although we might make a bit of a mess." Setting the tray on top of the counter, he looked over at her. "Where should I put these?"
She gave him a cheeky grin. "I happen to like messes in bed." Well, when it had something to do with a certain dwarf, she did. In answer to his question, she pointed at a plate, bending down to get another tray, though this one of the eat in bed variety. It had little legs and everything, hidden under the bottom cupboard when she'd moved in. She hadn't thought she'd be needing it, but...
"A plate for the rolls, plate for the chicken, bowl for the salad and... ah, right. The not quite ambrosia-ambrosia. And water. Butter..." She called things out as she started to arrange them on the tray, sliding in a knife here or a fork there, tucking bottles under her arms and then looking at the tray. "Bed it is. Get your incredibly distracting butt into it, Fili." Oops, needed salt and pepper... there. Okay. Good. She was ready. She hoped.
What a lovely view he got there, as she bent over to get the tray. He allowed himself to get distracted by it for a few seconds, then started moving the rolls from the oven tray to the plate, stacking them up, then setting the plate on the tray, as she added the rest herself.
Not much he could help, in that regard. She knew better than he did where everything was, not to mention she could reach the cupboards high up on the walls far more easily. So he waited instead, simply reaching for the bottles under her arms so he could at least help carry something along.
"Very well. But do try not to get too distracted on the way," he gave her a wink and a cheeky grin, then turned around and led the way back to the bedroom, his firm and distracting butt in plain view for her to appreciate.
"No promises," she murmured, watching with a happy little sigh when he started off to the bedroom. Fili certainly did have everything good in all the right places and her little heart (and libido) went pitter patter every time. She followed after him, hefting the tray and glad for the help with the water, hunger biting at her in both varieties. She wondered to herself how much of the food they'd get through before she started in on him again.
He couldn't help but smile in amusement at that little sigh of hers, though he didn't look back at her, instead continuing on his way. And if he swayed his hips just so, making his backside wiggle here and there, well... he wasn't doing it on purpose, of course.
Reaching the bedroom, he set the bottles down on the nightstand to avoid unpleasant accidents, then crawled up onto the bed. The covers were a little stained from their previous activities, so he tugged the topmost sheet out of the way, so they wouldn't get themselves or their food dirty.
Fili's narration was a lying sack of lies. But Riley followed after him, eyes swaying along with the booty until he scrambled onto the bed. Coming in, she set the tray down in the middle, then crawled up on the other side, looking at the spread with a happy sigh. "Okay, so, fried chicken or chicken salad first?"
And maybe her hand snuck under the tray to slide along his leg. Maybe.
He hummed at the question at first, but then found his breath cut short at the all too casual touch along his leg. Still, he said nothing to it, smiling knowingly and arching an eyebrow at her. Oh, but she was a terrible temptress - luckily he still was quite a bit hungry, and the food smelled delicious enough that his attention wasn't diverted quite so easily.
"Fried chicken, please." Did he eat it just like that? Or was he supposed to add something else to it first? In the end he decided to let her hand it to him instead, since she would know better.
She stole her hand back, then took one of the pieces and broke it in half. Steam billowed up, but the meat was white and juicy and she made a pleased sound. "You can add salt to taste if you like, but there's seasoning in it, so you might not want to." She did, though. Just a tad, and she took a piece and handed it to him, then added a sprinkle to her own and broke off a smaller piece to pop in her mouth, chewing quickly. Yes, Fili, fried chicken was frickin' hot.
He would do the same as her, since she was more used to this dish, and as she gave him the chicken, he copied her as well, breaking off a smaller piece of the meat, then popping it in his mouth. It was hot, yes, very much so, and he kept his mouth open and took quick breaths as if to let it cool, only chewing and swallowing once he didn't feel it burning his tongue.
"It's good!" He smiled and nodded, peeling off a little of the crunchy outer layer and trying it by itself. Humming, he then bit off another piece from the chicken, practically scarfing it down once it wasn't quite so hot anymore.
She broke the other pieces in halves, helping them cool more, then finished her piece before she reached for one of the rolls. "Now for something a little different." The roll was broken in half, warm on the inside so a little butter half melted on it. Then she forked a generous helping of the salad onto it, closing it up and handing it over. "Voila." She licked her fingers, waiting to see if he'd like that as she made another.
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She was tempted to steal another kiss, let herself get distracted by those tasty lips, but food... With a regretful sigh, she drew back and leaned against the counter, waiting to take the chicken out and put in the last batch. "So, have you heard of anything you haven't tried yet but want to?"
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And they did have plenty of ways to keep fit indeed - not just between the sheets, so to say, but out in the woods, with walks, hunts and camping trips. Whatever amount of food she fed him, it surely wouldn't make him too much fatter.
He thought a bit about her question, some things coming to mind, but one most of all standing out. "Peanut butter," he said at last. "I wonder, how does one even make butter out of peanuts? Or any other sort of nut, really."
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After she dealt with the chicken, she went over to another cupboard. Guess who had some smooth peanut butter on hand? "Smooth stuff, like this? It's when they grind it all down so much that it's just a paste. Then there's crunchy, where they leave some of the nuts in pieces. Wanna try some?"
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But of course, he delighted in the prospect of trying it right now, chunky or smooth, so when she pulled out the jar of peanut butter she had, then asked if he wanted to try some, he brightened up immediately. "Yes, I would very much so. Do you eat it just like this? Or do you use it as butter, to put it on other things?"
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Unscrewing the lid, she scooped a little onto her finger, then waggled it at him. "It's usually had on bread, in a sandwich, but people make cookies with it, or use it with fruit or... I don't know. Whatever they want that it goes with."
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"It's terrible. I don't know how everyone in your world isn't horribly fat. I'm sure that with all these, most of us dwarves wouldn't even be able to stand up." And yet-- he looked up at her curiously. "What else have you got that I'll love?"
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Opening it, she came over with what she had behind her back, giving him the cheekiest of all looks. "Open your mouth and close your eyes and I'll give you a big surprise," she said in a singsong.
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Hopefully it wouldn't taste of apple.
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"By the Maker's beard," he moaned through a mouthful of the sweet, letting it swirl and break apart in his mouth, taking his time before he swallowed it. "What is that? Who can even think of such things?"
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Oh, that reaction had definitely been worth it, and she went to set the candy on the counter so he could read the package as he liked or just gobble it all up. She had more. The chicken needed tending to, though, so after flipping over the last two pieces, she pulled the ones in the oven out and set them to cool enough for her to start the salad. The rolls went in next to heat as she turned the temperature down, then looked over at him as she started to get all their things together for a meal. "I take it you like it?"
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She watched him all but inhale the cups, making a note to get a lot more of them. She liked them as well and between the two of them... well. Things might get messy. "Chocolate's good for sweets, like that, but people use it for cooking as well. There's different kinds of chocolate, like bittersweet, dark, unsweetened, white... they all taste different. There's icing and syrup and chips and flakes and powder and bars... More types than you could probably even think of. People really, really like their chocolate where I come from. I guess that carries over to here."
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He didn't make too weird a face to the grapes, though unusual it was to see it mixed with salad and chicken - if anything he was curious to see how it worked. People roasted meat with some fruits at times, after all, so why not this? "Can I help with anything now?"
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And if not, there was always takeout. "Bed with this or do you think we can manage to eat at the table?" Which, of course, made her think of breakfast in bed... oh, that would be happening.
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"Hmm, bed sounds nice. More comfortable. Although we might make a bit of a mess." Setting the tray on top of the counter, he looked over at her. "Where should I put these?"
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"A plate for the rolls, plate for the chicken, bowl for the salad and... ah, right. The not quite ambrosia-ambrosia. And water. Butter..." She called things out as she started to arrange them on the tray, sliding in a knife here or a fork there, tucking bottles under her arms and then looking at the tray. "Bed it is. Get your incredibly distracting butt into it, Fili." Oops, needed salt and pepper... there. Okay. Good. She was ready. She hoped.
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Not much he could help, in that regard. She knew better than he did where everything was, not to mention she could reach the cupboards high up on the walls far more easily. So he waited instead, simply reaching for the bottles under her arms so he could at least help carry something along.
"Very well. But do try not to get too distracted on the way," he gave her a wink and a cheeky grin, then turned around and led the way back to the bedroom, his firm and distracting butt in plain view for her to appreciate.
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Good thing chicken tasted good cold.
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Reaching the bedroom, he set the bottles down on the nightstand to avoid unpleasant accidents, then crawled up onto the bed. The covers were a little stained from their previous activities, so he tugged the topmost sheet out of the way, so they wouldn't get themselves or their food dirty.
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And maybe her hand snuck under the tray to slide along his leg. Maybe.
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"Fried chicken, please." Did he eat it just like that? Or was he supposed to add something else to it first? In the end he decided to let her hand it to him instead, since she would know better.
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"It's good!" He smiled and nodded, peeling off a little of the crunchy outer layer and trying it by itself. Humming, he then bit off another piece from the chicken, practically scarfing it down once it wasn't quite so hot anymore.
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